We all know what
an effit sport is.
Well, effit off.

Effit Sports: the sports that don’t try hard, don’t keep score, and don’t care what you think. Coming soon. Or not. We’ll see.

Effit, let’s go →

Sick of sports that try too hard?

Professional athletes with “discipline” and “a plan”?
Coaches yelling about effort? Effit.
Trophies? Effit.
Spandex? Optional. Effit.

INTRODUCING EFFIT SPORTS

Effit Sports Action Shot (blurry on purpose)(That’s a bloke. He’s doing his best. Effit.)

Featured Effit events:

Extreme Sitting (no false starts, you’re already there)
Shopping Trolley Rodeo (BYO trolley)
Synchronised Eye-Rolling (team of 4, judging by a panel of mums)
Passive-Aggressive Curling
Competitive Sighing. Loudest wins. Effit.

No entry fee.

No rules.

No refunds. Effit.

Operators are standing by.
(They’re not.)

Effit, let’s go →

Effit Sports is a parody website. There are no events, leagues, trophies or coaches. Any athletic ability displayed is purely accidental. If you were offended, please effit off gently.

Sick of sports that try too hard?

INTRODUCING EFFIT SPORTS

Featured Effit events:

Operators are standing by.(They’re not.)

Operators are standing by.
(They’re not.)